Things Blue Mages say
- Draw. Go.
- In response, Counterspell
- It has Flying. You can’t block it.
- It’s unblockable. Just plain unblockable.
- I draw my deck out and cast everything.
- No, you can’t have that.
- Actually, I’ll take control of that. Forever.
- Yeah, that goes through.
- Mmm, bounce that.
- Before you declare attackers, I’ll tap all your guys.
- I think Snapcaster Mage was a reasonable card.
- Blue has the weakest creatures in the game.
- I mill you for a lot.
- Then I exile your graveyard.
- I really like Jace…
- …but he was never the same since Mindsculptor.
Reblog if you’re guilty of saying any variant of these.